I have zits

I had clear skin until 7th grade and then let me talk to you for a minute about the most depressing, embarrassing, counseling inducing period of my life.  It is called, "all of jr. high and high school".  It wrecked my shop.  I was like an acne commercial of yuck.
Every type of zit ever conceived was on my face and I think Satan used it as a testing ground for new zits that you haven't ever heard of.  I could basically squeeze my cheeks together and puss would come out of my nose.  That was so gross, I'm sorry I said that.
Then I graduated High School and they magically went away.  I got a boyfriend to prove it.  And jeans from Express.
Then I blew out 30 candles on my birthday cake and I don't even want to talk about it.
My story has no happy ending, no vitamins are helping, no creams are helping, no masks are helping, no washed pillowcases, no exfoliants, no moisturizers.  I would like to apologize in advance to my daughter who is going to have a nasty face mom in all her pictures.

Maybe I'll win this thing and it will change my facial life.  http://itsalmostnaptime.blogspot.com/

That is all.

Love,
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